"In a gay club- ” In my opinion, the men’s room is strictly for fornication, the ladies room is where I go to pee.”"

#mr.sleepyhead (via colinpatricklikes)
@1 day ago with 1 note

nothingexceedslikeexcess:

Great, how do I slam the door now?

And i don’t really have the patience to walk with the door as I close it.

(Source: hajohinta, via minimist)

@1 month ago with 351946 notes
terriblerealestateagentphotos:

With luck, the previous owners will eventually come back for him.
Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos.

terriblerealestateagentphotos:

With luck, the previous owners will eventually come back for him.

Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos.

@2 months ago with 1321 notes

It seems that your birthdays get worse as you get older. :(

@3 months ago

There’s only one guy who can pull off a beard.

And he does it oh so well :) 

@4 months ago with 1 note
#mr-sleepy-head 

(Source: in-my-mouth, via minimist)

@1 month ago with 4452 notes
Awkward embrace

Awkward embrace

@1 month ago with 1 note
jukavo:

Nicole Franzen

jukavo:

Nicole Franzen

(via minimist)

@3 months ago with 933 notes
mr-sleepy-head:

Uhh excuse me, but didn’t I ate this? Lol…. As I was the one obsessed with this building I think it very possible

You ate this? Well it very possible… I spent an hour editing it

mr-sleepy-head:

Uhh excuse me, but didn’t I ate this? Lol…. As I was the one obsessed with this building I think it very possible

You ate this? 
Well it very possible… 
I spent an hour editing it

(Source: colinpatrickphotos)

@4 months ago with 5 notes

Why do cars look 10x’s better after rainstorms?

@4 months ago with 1 note
#thoughts